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elytrians:

2 discord messages sent by me under the screen name "vriska (vriska)". the first one reads: "also while i'm on first impressions of the kids. NONE of these fuckers are genuinely sincere and i love it so much. john is overly enthusiastic in a way that surpasses genuine and gives the impression of (very likely mostly unconscious) overcompensation. rose purposely avoids talking about herself by psychoanalyzing others and focusing on their feelings and behaviors (especially their flaws... i smell projection). and dave is. well. dave." the second one reads: "all 3 of them have a neon sign flashing above them that says "I AM GOING TO GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME BY THE NARRATIVE""ALT

homestuck act 1 first impressions

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duckdotcom:

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

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m1911s-mile22:

ask-maxie-boy:

killuo:

succession2018:

im gonna shit

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The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

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universaldragon:

makerofmadness:

makerofmadness:

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Angy

Angy roselia is circulating again I see

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deepestfriendgoophero:

goldmoonmari-deactivated2023011:

The moment a person is like don’t eat fruit there’s too much sugar. I automatically know they don’t know ANYTHING

So, my mom used to be a personal trainer. Specifically, she was a trainer for people who were severely morbidly obese and were having health issues as a result of it. She was not worried about getting you to fit into a dress, she was worried about helping you lose 200+ pounds so your joints didn’t give out.

My mother also helped train me when I first started dancing because I wanted someone to workout with. Once, I really, really wanted a bit of ice cream, and she saw me put it back repeatedly. Finally she goes “God, eat the ice cream!” And I went into a rant about how I couldn’t eat it because I was trying to lose weight. She stared at me before going,

“So, what? You’re not gonna eat ice cream for the rest of your life? Just gonna ignore every treat that ever existed because you MIGHT get a little tummy? Eat it.”

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evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

tumblr could make 1 trillion dollars an hour by setting me up in an office with a beanbag chair and when they need a new feature just poking their heads in and i’d go like “idk let them turn posts into origami”

“rename the site gumblr for a day and sell gum”

“add a russian roulette button with a 1 in 6 chance of deleting your blog if you press it”

“but a 1 in 100 million chance of forcing every account on the site to follow you”

“replace all ads with crows”

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hornyfrogboy-deactivated2023011:

sorry if i come off as unusual it’s because i am

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stonelions:
“Gosh Kaidan don’t look so happy to be on a date with your space husband or anything.
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stonelions:

Gosh Kaidan don’t look so happy to be on a date with your space husband or anything. 

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infinityoftwo:
“They get a happy ever after in my head at least
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infinityoftwo:

They get a happy ever after in my head at least

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prohaloplayer:

jokeboy:

jokeboy:

when cat love pencil so much. you get it

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I think she’s going to fail her classes…….

she’s clearly going to woodworking college

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