Latest Tweets:

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

(via minorillusion)

cryoverkiltmilk:

cryoverkiltmilk:

“Do you enjoy doing math?”

“I do not.”

“How about live improv?”

“Not at all.”

“Okay… but what if there are dragons?”

“…keep talking.”

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Dungeons & Dragons & Derivatives

(via wizardofgay)

artificial-historian:

undeadcourier:

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Plus then you inconvenience them

(via wizardofgay)

ispyspookymansion:

the issue with the dishes and getting rid of leftovers in the fridge and so on is that Well you dont want to do it because it sucks and is gross. so you can avoid it for a while. but watch out! because now its worse

(via champion-of-the-banshee-queen)

magiclairium:
“ railroadsoftware:
“ breastforce:
“God damn I’ve been Owned…
”
where’s jack going
”
to undo the future that is aku
”

magiclairium:

railroadsoftware:

breastforce:

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

(via champion-of-the-banshee-queen)

evansgarfield:

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MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

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jakeyjakeylemonshakey:

jakeyjakeylemonshakey:

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

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Lake No More Michigan

Lake Michigone

(via champion-of-the-banshee-queen)

spacelazarwolf:

tatzelwurming:

thwack

thwack

thwack

thwack

*brief thinking pause*

….

thwack

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liberalsarecool:

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Worker solidarity is the future.

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fairycosmos:

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

(via champion-of-the-banshee-queen)

allegedly-human:

christs-cock:

pressysblog:

there is no way people still think this woman is straight

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no explanation needed

I KNOW RIGHT???? voting is like the gayest thing ever

Swities will go “omg she just posted the GAYEST picture ever how does no one see it!!!” and it’s this

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july-19th-club:

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you’re done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

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